CORNELIUS DE WEEVER

MINISTER OF HEALTH CORNELIUS DE WEEVER WHO’S ALSO A PARLIAMENTARIAN, NEEDS TO GET OFF HIS ASS- AND DO AS HE PROMISED MONTH AGO

His ego was big enough to have full size placards of himself in Supermarkets such as A FOO, but guess what folks? Minister of Health Cornelius de Weever is too busy wheeling and dealing to actually do his job, or fulfill his promises.

Since Hurricane Gonzalo, assistance for those who had property damage was PROMISED by Cornelius de Weever. Gonzalo, I believe struck in early October, for over a month now Minister of Health Cornelius de Weever- also Parliamentarian de Weever is so busy trying to appoint one of his under-qualified, un-educated, unethical, immoral, criminal and straight up crooked family members as a Minister- he’s forgotten ALL his pledges and promises.

Cornelius de Weever too busy trying to appoint his crooked and criminal family. He started with Millicent, but Millicent’s career died the day her brother Leroy de Weever publicly slapped her off the stage in a drunken rage- since then she’s been working at Speentjes Notary- evidently to lose people’s deeds and documents- and don’t be surprised when down the line, those very same deeds are documents turn up as “de Weever” property.

Then rather than actually working on the situation of people not receiving enough food, they did a big charade and photo op on the frontpage, proudly proclaiming their “NEW” food assistance program- BULLSHIT!!!

They added me to the program- I did not ask, but I was curious. This Food Stamp b.s. is such a low budget farce, that I can’t get into it without laughing.

I am not being ungrateful because the only ones who benefited off that little food package was the dog and the cats.  I guess allergies etc don’t matter- they pick up the cheapest, most generic crap to give you as your ‘food donations”.

My dog and cats thank Minister de Weever and the Labor office for the cheapest cans of sardines ever, along with the tuna. My cats also thank them for the powder milk- considering that I’m lactose intolerant, I would only drink their milk if I were constipated, and needed a good cleansing. I took a photo of their little ‘care package’, that’s supposed to be ‘non-political’ and assist…… 🙂

Let me go inspect the box again

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THIS IS WHAT THEY WERE PROUDLY POSING ON THE FRONTPAGE FOR, IN ORDER TO UP THEIR POPULARITY BY PRETENDING TO ACTUALLY HELP ‘DA PEOPLE’

1) They give you what you want, and it has to be the cheapest, most generic brand.

2) They don’t care about allergies, reactions to certain foods, they give you what they want.

3) I am not being ungrateful, when the cats and dogs start complaining about the ‘quality’ or lack there of of the food, THEN they can be called ungrateful, because only my cats and dog have benefited from this ‘care package.

4) Since I can eat neither Sardines nor Tuna because of doctors orders “NO PICKLED PRODUCTS” e.g. canned sardines or tuna… so the cats, sincerely thanks Social Services for being able to eat tuna and sardines for a few days.- they never asked me if I could consume the product- they don’t care- AND THIS CAME FROM LE GRANDE MARCHE! As you see the can of sardines are opened, the cats INDULGED this morning.

5) There’s the powdered Nido milk- except I’m lactose intolerant- which means I only drink milk if I’m constipated and I need a good ‘ethnic cleansing of the bowels’, however the kittens THANK social services- they have at least two weeks of ‘creamy milk’ for their bowl.

6)You see the lowest quality IGA Corn Flakes- but without milk, I assume somebody will be happy with it, I can give it to someone who can eat it- or the birds would really appreciate it this christmas

7) There’s 2 pounds of flour, but no baking soda, so I will have to learn how to make ‘tortillas’ or I’ll put together some hard johnny cakes for Josephine the dog, she likes to play with them before she eats them.

8) I was given a packet of spaghetti, but no sauce- I was also given a can of Vienna sausage- which I can’t don’t eat. So I guess Josephine will be getting a nice X-mas meal of spaghetti and Vienna sausages.

9) I received a container of salt- which I will use to cleanse the house with ritualistically.

10) 2 cans of mixed vegetables in a can which I don’t/can’t eat… I guess someone will need it.

11) A can of tomato paste- with NO spaghetti sauce or anything to go along with it, so I guess I can add it to the vienna sausage, spaghetti meal for Josephine, I’m sure she’ll love it.

12) I got a jar of peanut butter- Social Services etc of all people know that peanut allergies can kill you- but that’s not important- PRETENDING to help the people is

13)Basically when they preen on the front page of the papers about socially assisting those in need to they need to break down the truth- they ONLY thing I got from them that I could actually consume was a small can of coffee

14) WHERE IS THE FINANCIAL SUPPORT FOR THE HURRICANE DAMAGE VICTIMS??? PROMISED MONTHS AGO, AND HAS BEEN LAYING ON CORNELIUS DE WEEVER’S DESK FOR OVER A MONTH NOW, BUT HE WAS TO BUSY TRYING TO GET HIS CRIMINAL UNCLE, LEROY- THE DRUNKEN MONSTER- DE WEEVER, AS  A MINISTER. Now they’re saying he’s trying to get his sister Keturah de Weever in as Minister- yup- the one with the brains and intelligence of a ‘lobster’…

Cornelius seeing as YOU TOO are under investigation, since the Dutch are DYING to find out what you and Leroy TOOK in order to jump ship to the UPP party. I think you should settle your ass down, and assist the people like you promised.

You want to pretend that you’re helping the people and social issues, but you’re NOT- you too busy kicking at them ‘special clubs’, and trying to appoint YOUR RELATIVES to a position that they are NOT qualified for. I DARE you to appoint Keturah!  You don’t have enough fingers or toes to plug all the holes once that bucket busts!

I am busy right now- but I intend to stay on Cornelius de Weever’s ass ( it’s high enough to carry me) and call out the labor office on their bullshit.

Let me re-iterate, I am NOT ungrateful for anything except an 85 gram can of Nescafe instant coffee.

These ten thousand+ a month jokers won’t be there in a few months, whether they are arrested, or whether they are thrown out. They will not last.

Now GET TO SIGNING THE HURRICANE RELIEF, MR CORNELIUS DE WEEVER- TOO BUSY CUTTING STYLE TO DO YOUR DAMN JOB!

antonio brown julian rollocks the way we were memories like the corner o my mind misty water colored memories

 

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